vaginatatsandboobgaps:

n1gglet:

COLORED

FUCKING

PENCILS

FUCKING HOW

(via k-e-l-e-v-r-a)

(Source: michaelpalin, via haveyouseenmys0n)

people-should-all-be-onions:

rivulo:

dicaprion:

OMGF THIS IS PERFECT

my mind cant even comprehend this level of perfect

the oscar, old sport

(Source: mosbyy, via stay-together-always)

fantastic-geronimo-allonsy:

I lost it at “in Australia”

(Source: thetextpostsfromhell, via daijuuyon)

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

alright kid this next one’s called hot potato now i wanna see you FUCKING KILL SOMEONE

(Source: chelseawoosh, via a-flex-is)

iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

16goingonserial:

theghostpiilot:

shes-little-miss-pipedream:

unwanted-spooky-hair:

thegingerterrorist:

mystery492:

#win

i already reblogged this but i just realized it had a half naked Zack Effron in the background

HEADMASTER ZEFRON

Is that a sexily posed Lucius Malfoy I see there?

am i the only one laughing at the picture of a nose

perfection

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classyskuntank:

how exactly does Crayola come up with names for colours

like brown

there’s light brown, lighter brown, medium brown, darker medium brown, browner, dark brown, darker brown, brownest, really dark brown, just fuckin brown and maybe brownerest or whatever I dunno

but Crayola’s gotta be all

nah man

and don’t get me started on purple like

ah yes

this is the colour of our friendship

what does this even mean

colours are fucking confusing

(via laughcentre)

cupcakesandbrimstone:

i think there should be a biological setting for ‘i dont want kids why do i need to ovulate/menstruate’ and then your period just ollies out for a while

like ‘ok bro i accept your life choices call me if you want a baby’

(via laughcentre)

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oprahs-right-nipple:

when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher 

(via thesociallyawkwardasian)

and-so-i-laughed:

F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y

Still the best.

(via disparaged)

(via disparaged)

watchtheskytonight:

letmelarryyou:

theonlygrizzlybear:

theevergreenpark:

vchrisi:

I only reblogged this for the bing dress

I PISSEED MYSELF AT INTERNET EXPLORER

The paper bag princess….

OH LORD I’M DYING

(Source: fucker-icons, via laughcentre)